I'm out of clean underwear. Now I have to buy more.
I hate in Facebook when I finish looking at someone's photos, Facebook doesn't put me back where I was in the newsfeed. Then I have to scroll down for like 6 seconds.
I really like lasagna but it takes FOREVER to make so I have to settle for a microwave burrito that is always too hot on the edges and too cold on the inside.
I tanned too much over the summer, now my cover-up is the wrong shade...
I put too much food on my plate, and it buried my silverware.
When I wake up in the morning, my fitted sheet has come off of my pillow-top mattress and it's balled up around my feet. Drives me crazy.
I'm eating wings when my phone gets a text