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Posted by: owlbynature ($0.285)
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I'm out of clean underwear. Now I have to buy more.

Posted by: Horselady ($0.152)
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I hate in Facebook when I finish looking at someone's photos, Facebook doesn't put me back where I was in the newsfeed. Then I have to scroll down for like 6 seconds.

Posted by: anonymous
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I gave everyone the link to my Amazon wish list I knew what I was getting for Christmas
Posted by: GlaDOS ($0.303)
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I really like lasagna but it takes FOREVER to make so I have to settle for a microwave burrito that is always too hot on the edges and too cold on the inside.

Posted by: llem20 ($0.095)
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I tanned too much over the summer, now my cover-up is the wrong shade...

Posted by: jakelauer ($1.018)
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I put too much food on my plate, and it buried my silverware.

Posted by: anonymous
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Bought a 30 roll of toilet paper it was single ply
Posted by: Rachel J
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When I wake up in the morning, my fitted sheet has come off of my pillow-top mattress and it's balled up around my feet. Drives me crazy.

Posted by: anonymous
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i ate last cookie now i dont have cookie
Posted by: johno456 ($0.084)
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I'm eating wings when my phone gets a text